operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
thatsmoderatelyraven: ZERO NOTES
Everyone: If you keep listening to your music so loudly you'll be deaf by the time you're 20
hutcherson-lawrence: pearlinmypocket: ...
My Thoughts While Tacking My Horse
Me: Fuck my life, saddle pad is backwards.
Me: Shit I forgot my girth again.
Me: I really need to clean my tack.
Me: I'll do that after I ride.
Me: Lol no I won't.
Me: Alright suck it in fatty.
Me: I know you're pushing out.
Me: -.- ..
Me: Seriously stop.
Me: Alright give me your nose.
Me: Stop resisting you're fine.
Me: Take the goddamn bit, goddamnit.
Me: Lol I'm like smashing his ears, my bad.
Me: Forelocks are such a hassle.
Me: Okay done, now let's not die today.
My academic career
The 3 Most Common Non-Horse Person Sayings
fortheloveofponies: nedtoodles: 1. “I went on a trail ride once and the horse took off with me. Never getting on one again.” 2. “Oh it’s okay, I know how to ride - I rode at a summer camp for two weeks when I was younger. They let us gallop and stuff.” 3. “Don’t you just sit there?” 4. “Its just a horse”
dreamsandhorses: That awkward moment when you realize you’d rather have someone’s eq than someone’s hair.